This Day In Clement's History: Biomed Science
30.3.06
10:08 PM

Oh great!! i got into the 3rd year elective for my first choice for the 3rd year.. haha.. its biomedical science anyway.. it was my target when i entered SP.. if not.. i was going to TP or NYP since they were much nearer by house.. ha..

anyway.. below is wat i got from today's edition of The New Paper: (Just for some laughter)

This is a fictional report about a Japanese banking crisis..

Following last week's new that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has plans to cut back some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and it is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate back the chop.

Analysts report fishy going-on at the Sushi Bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal.

Many non-living thing have gender...

--> A tyre is male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

--> A bath sponge is female because it's soft, squeezable and retains water.

--> A web page is female because it's always getting hit on

--> The MRT is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

--> An hourglass is female because , over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.